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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:34
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Next, they tried...
Erin Patterson tells murder trial exotic mushrooms 'have more flavour' - BBC
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Volcanic gold discovered in Hawaii may have come directly from Earth's core - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Home goods retailer closing 26 stores: Here’s list of locations - AL.com
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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